Clan Valensorow, tired, drained, and
some humiliated, arose from their drunken delirium and set out for
home. The last goodbyes to our humble hosts was more difficult than
expected, mostly because of the debilitating hangover. Fear not,
Colorado natives and friends of Valensorow, for we shall return
shortly (we have confirmed September 27th in Denver at the
Seventh Circle Music Collective and many more to come)!
Back on the road, we seemed to sail
pretty smoothly through the first leg of the trip. We smiled and
waved as we passed through Wyoming, debating intensely on where
specifically our van broke down. We stopped at a Sonic fast food
joint, a place many of us had never had the pleasure of enjoying. Of
all people, Noah was most excited to enjoy their delicious beverages
(I swear, I know my drinks, and I believe that their Ocean Water
tastes like an Adios Motherfucker, just without the booze). Wuldor
wasn't doing so well, and that was most clear as he took the wheel
for the evening shift. We let him rest during the day in order to let
his inner gargoyle come alive for the everlasting drive. Stopping for
fuel just outside of Salt Lake City, we were stopped by a local who
noticed Wuldor's kilt and Bathory shirt, noting that this rag-tag
crew rolling out of a beat up van HAD to be a band on tour. He was,
indeed, a fellow metalhead, vocalist for the band Visigoth! We began
discussing life on the road, local bands, and all the finer points of
metal (“which genre does this band fit in?”) before cutting it
short due to the time. With too many Red Bulls, Monsters, and
Redlines for a group of rockstars-in-training, we set out once more
for the night road.
Funny things happen to those who stay
awake far too long. By simply not allowing ones body and mind to
rest, you may encounter certain beings that normally one will not
notice. Shadows take life, voices laugh at you, all while traveling
down a path into utter darkness. I could have sworn we ran over
several demons on our journey into Nevada, and once there the endless
desert becomes a nightmarish wasteland completely void of natural
life and color. If we didn't have Bruce Dickenson's voice guiding us
out of madness, I fear we may have never returned...or just not on
time. We stopped to rest for a moment at a gas station, allowing the
sun to rise past the horizon, for looking directly into the sun is
not the most pleasant of tasks in the early morning. It seemed to be
only a few tosses and turns later, then we arrived at the California
border. Home was so near, I can almost smell the dirty dishes and
rotting food we left in the fridge!
Tommy Noble back at the helm meant the
boat's crew rearranged themselves for further comfort. Three hundred
miles sounded so pleasing, maybe a quick nap would do the trick. I
very vividly remember passing through Yolo County, a land where
clearly people understand my [past life]style. It lacked some of the
glamor I would have expected, I thought maybe I would have heard
Suicide Silence playing everywhere or maybe seen some more strip
clubs, but that's just my personal understanding of “yolo”.
Spirits began soaring as we all noticed
signs saying “San Jose”. That was likely the happiest I have seen
these gentlemen to look at a sign for a concrete jungle...and just as
they started feeling better a driver cuts them off on the freeway and
stops their car. Things I didn't miss while in any other state:
California drivers. Rather be in Laramie, that's for sure. As we
arrive at the studio, I heard Vince Neil's voice announcing our
arrival; “tonight, tonight, I'm on my way. I'm on my wa-a-ay, home
sweet home!” Furiously (both quickly and with aggression), we
unpacked the van, separated our belongings, took a picture, and
loaded up back in the van to drop everyone off. It felt like summer
camp all over again, except without the false promises and regretful
hookups.
Phew...that was a long journey. It was
less than a week, but three thousand miles of driving, obscene
amounts of alcohol, ridiculous victories and failures, and golf (yes,
golf) can weary even the most energetic warrior. With this quote from
an upcoming song, “The Wanderer”, I bid thee farewell..for now...
“And so the tale goes the Wanderer
came to be,
from smoke and embers he was born, we
know not what he sees.
Tall and slender, dressed in black, his
shrouded gaze perceives
the sorrow and hope that lays within
the fallen, crumbling leaves.”